|Hair Color:||Dark Brown|
|Family & Friends|
|Employer:||Shane, Shane's Mom|
She was murdered twice. First, when she was shot by the "Stupid Bitch", a necromaniac girlfriend of S-Deezy that shot her so they 3 could have a "hot" threesome.
Later on, Guardalupe was murdered once again, but this time, by Shane's Mom. She was trying to hit Shane with an arrow and mistakenly aimed at Guardalupe, killing her. Her last words were: "Why Señorita, why!?"