|Blaire (Bling Blang)|
|Family & Friends|
|Family:||Blaire's Mom; Blaire's Dad; Blaire's "Retarded" Brother|
|Relationships:||Stacey (her hairy best friend)|
|She likes money and icies|
|First appearance:||SUPER SWEET 16 *SPOOF*!|
|Last appearance:||SUPER SWEET 16 *SPOOF*!|
Blaire (Bling Blang) is a rich and spoiled 16 year old girl who appeared in the video Super Sweet 16 spoof as the demonstration Shane Dawson gave of rich kids being assholes. She hates her family and often uses them for her ammusement. Her brother is mentally challenged. She often shows off by making videos of her life and claims she is nice and everyone is jealous of her. She is very selfish. The evidence includes forcing her father into punching himself in private, making her mother smash a enormous and well-baked birthday cake into her face, and asking her brother to commit suicide due to the fact she doesn't think he'll ever improve. After her birthday party, her family finally can't stand her anymore and orders an insane asylum to take her. Her parents tell her that she's getting a new car, which turns out to be a white van. Blaire dislikes her assumed gift and goes near it. After she insults her family, the van door is opened by an insane assylum employee and his co-worker. They tie Blaire up with a blanket and gag her. Blaire screams as they ride away with her to the assylum.